You got me STINKIN DEEP T-Shirt!

I Love My Stinky Husband Tshirt by magarmor
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Lady!!!

So you've talked about it and he hasn't changed.

DID YOU HAVE TO RESORT TO THIS???

Again, does this imply you're STINKIER?!  

Reptiles SHOULD Wear Sunshades T-SHIRT!

Sunglasses After Dark T-shirts by Saywhattees
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RESPONSE CAPTION!

Um 

Why not wear them during the day as well?

You know you're half reptile with their eyes and all that.

You don't want to be a celebrity for the wrong reasons!

 

The Intelligent May Dissociate T-Shirt!

Im With Genius T Shirts by ZipDesigns
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 What does that do to the theory of intelligence by association??

Lord of the Barbers??

Gandalf with Sword Vector Collage T Shirt by lordoftherings
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Ok Gandalf

I know what you need!

You know what I NEED.

I need the ring, I'll give you A SHAVE!!